Great ways to say "No"

Alternate Ways to Say, "NO"
I'd love to, but...


I have to floss my cat.
The President said he might drop in.
I'm building a pig from a kit.
There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'm being deported.
I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
The last time I went, I never came back.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I feel a song coming on.
I'm trying to be less popular.
I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
You know how we psychos are.
I have to study for a blood test.
My uncle escaped again.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
I think you want the OTHER [your name].
I have to sit up with a sick ant.